Now That You're an Adult, These Things Your Mother Used to Say Are Hilarious

When you hear the saying “Mama knows best”, you know that it’s true. Even though sometimes Mama’s instruction may be a bit funny, we all know exactly what she really means. We hope that you enjoy these hilarious lessons that children of all ages have learned from their mommies.

 

 

Moms!

 

 

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!" 



MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME PRAYER. 

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 



MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL. 

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 



MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME LOGIC. 

"Because I said so, that's why." 



MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT. 

"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident." 



MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME IRONY. 

"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about." 



MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS. 

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" 



MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM. 

"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck."

 

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA. 

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."

 

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER. 

"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room." 



MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS. 

"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming towards you, would you listen then?" 



MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY. 

"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - don't exaggerate!" 



MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE. 

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 

 

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY. 

"There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 



THANKS, MOM!!

 

 

 

Proverbs 1:7-9

 

Fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge. Only fools despise wisdom and discipline.  Listen, my child, to what your father teaches you. Don't neglect your mother's teaching. What you learn from them will crown you with grace and clothe you with honor.

 

 

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